WHY 2 INCH NAILS ARE USEFUL

So you’ve just made your first film and released it to Youtube? Release ‘to’ not ‘on’ because Youtube is a beast that eats and licks the plate. Talk to the camera: Junglepussy before Junglepussy. Hard to say when it started. For those familiar with the artist they’ll recognise this debut. Debut, debut, debut, debut, debut. The film industry expects your debut to be ‘calling card’ ready. Miss Pussy says no. Debuts are time capsules. Debuts are slaps to your future self. Debuts are bildung (German word for ‘teach me’?). Debuts are personality test tubes. Debuts don’t care. Debuts are carefree. But also debuts care about yourself and nothing else because ‘you’ are still ‘baby in belly’. Satisfaction Guaranteed.