1. The Taking of Pablum 5-2-3 (1)

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. 22 June 1994. 30 min

A brother and sister screenwriting duo kidnap Little Richard and Martin from the Richard Stone UN Memorial Service, but the police assume Martin is the one responsible for the crime.

2. The Taking of Pablum 5-2-3 (2)

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. 29 June 1994. 30 min

It's Richard Stone Memorial Day. It's also Martins Birthday, But no one cares. Martin and lil' baby Richard are kidnapped, and the media believe that Martin is the kidnapper.

3. 'Tis Pity She's a Neighbor

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. 6 July 1994. 30 min

Martin's pleasure at having attractive new female neighbors is mitigated when he discovers that they are prostitutes.

4. Steinway to Heaven

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. 13 July 1994. 30 min

Martin's mother's will is read.

5. Judy and the Beast

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. 20 July 1994. 30 min

Martin is revolted when a fragile Judith falls into the arms of his hated boss Gibby Fiske.

6. The Homecoming Queen

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. 27 July 1994. 30 min

Martin and Eddie attend their school reunion, where Martin is eager to make up for lost opportunities with a recently-separated old flame.

7. I'm with Stupid

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. 3 August 1994. 30 min

Martin feels inferior when he begins dating a member of high IQ society MENSA.

8. Attack of the 59-Inch Woman

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. 10 August 1994. 30 min

Toby nurses Martin back to health.

9. Those Who Can't, Edit

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. 17 August 1994. 30 min

Gibby desires to publish Jeremy's novel.

10. Off-Off Broadway Bound

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. 24 August 1994. 30 min

Eddie plays the lead role in Martin's play.

11. Hack Like Me

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. 31 August 1994. 30 min

Gibby hires Toby after she is fired by Martin.

12. I Never Promised You Charoses, Martin

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. 7 September 1994. 30 min

Martin tries to get his son to convert to Judaism.

13. The Courtship of Martin's Father

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. 14 September 1994. 30 min

Mickey (Martin's father) moves into Martin's place.