1. Romance

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. 3 September 2013. 11 min

Derrick gets the inside scoop from adult film director Rob Spallone. Hot Package counts down its top romantic moments, and Pat chastises the network that canceled his favorite show.

2. Mens

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. 10 September 2013. 11 min

Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man.

3. Pilot

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. 17 September 2013. 11 min

Derrick pulls a classic Hot Package episode from the vaults.

4. Bloopers

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. 24 September 2013. 11 min

With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun.

5. Drugs

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. 30 September 2013. 11 min

Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, and questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs, and NOT Jackie Stallone sets the record straight.

6. Music

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. 7 October 2013. 11 min

Hot Package has up-to-the-nanosecond coverage of the musical war raging across North America. Derrick interviews movie star Jennifer Day, and an HP reporter puts her life on the line.