1. Vibracaust

7

. 12 February 2009

Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.

2. Xavier's Maneuver

7

. 19 February 2009

Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.

3. El Tornadador

0

. 26 February 2009

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

4. Haunted Tonk

0

. 5 March 2009

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

5. Free Range Manibalism

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. 12 March 2009. 15 min

Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

6. Damnesia Vu

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. 19 March 2009. 15 min

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

7. Going Normal

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. 26 March 2009. 15 min

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

8. Kharmarabionic Lotion

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. 2 April 2009. 15 min

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

9. Damnesia You

0

. 9 April 2009. 15 min

Xavier has amnesia.

10. Braingea's Final Cranny

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. 16 April 2009

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.