1. Baghdad Bound

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. 14 February 2005. 23 min

Jim gets abducted while taping a feel-good pet segment in war-torn Afghanistan, and George is on the shortlist for the Order of Canada.

2. One Dumb Idea

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. 21 February 2005. 23 min

George and his staff of segment producers have a sudden interest in producing sitcoms - at $50,000 per episode all they need is one dumb idea.

3. Dial "G" for Gristle

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. 28 February 2005. 23 min

Media tycoon Conrad Scott (Doug Lennox) visits the newsroom and is offered a life-changing gristly steak.

4. Lolita

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. 7 March 2005. 23 min

George is asked to lecture at the local university and, thanks to a bit of charm and a stolen thesis, wows the class enough to hold 'office hours'; with a very attractive, very young student, Lolita.

5. Latent Homosexual Tendencies

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. 21 March 2005. 23 min

George's therapist falls into a coma after suggesting that George has latent homosexual tendencies.

6. Learning to Fly

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. 28 March 2005. 23 min

It is the end of the world in all dimensions.