Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

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984 Reviews

2004

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Storyline

Released

2004-09-12

Episode Runtime

Unknown

Language

English

Status

Ended

Genre

Comedy Kids

Production

ApolloProScreen Filmproduktion, Dolphin Entertainment, Jack Mackie Pictures, Nickelodeon Productions

Directors

Scott Fellows

CASTS

Devon Werkheiser

Ned Bigby

Lindsey Shaw

Jennifer 'Moze' Mosely

Daniel Curtis Lee

Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook

Daran Norris

Gordy

Kyle Swann

Billy 'Bully' Loomer

Christian Serratos

Suzie Crabgrass

Teo Olivares

Jerry Crony

Rachel Sibner

Lisa Zemo

Rob Pinkston

Coconut Head

Austin Butler

Zippy Brewster (uncredited)

Don Creech

Mr. Sweeney

Tylor Chase

Martin Qwerly

Alex Black

Seth Powers

Reccie Canon

Buzz 'Buzzer' Rodriguez

Meshach Taylor

Mr. Wright

Carlie Casey

Missy Meany

Hamilton Mitchell

Vice Principal Crubbs

Kim Sava

Ms. Dirga

Jim J. Bullock

Mr. Monroe

Brooke Marie Bridges

Claire Sawyer

Landon Taylor

Stu

Dave Florek

Mr. Chopsaw

Stephen Markarian

Albert Wormenheimer

Michelle Kim McCoy

Evelyn Kwong

Lusia Strus

Dr. Xavier

Marquise c. Brown

Chandra Taylor

Steve Bannos

Mr. Combover

Loni Love

Rose, the Lunch Lady

Kendre Berry

Backpack Boy

Jennifer Tedmori

Doris Trembly

Dave Allen

Mr. Kwest

Vinicius Zorin-Machado

Faymen Phorchin

Kelii Miyata

Timmy Toot-Toot

Jherimi Carter

Mandy Crew

Cathy Immordino

Sandy Crew

Mary Bogue

Nurse Hunsucker

Fred Stoller

Dr. Lowe

John Bliss

Principal Irving Pal

Joseph Ruzer

Mike Grudzielanek

Willie Gault

Sportscaster #2

Van Earl Wright

Sportscaster #1

Mo Collins

iTeacher

Linda Cevallos

Miss Enstile

Logan Browning

Vanessa

Tiffanie White

Doug Girl #3

Vanessa Werkheiser

Candy Manderson

Adam Cagley

Lance Widget

Ben Hogestyn

Jock Goldman

Spencer Locke

Bitsy Johnson

Addison Hoover

Tracy Oboe

Alex Hoover

Stacy Oboe

Timothy Starks

EMT #1

Vincent Martella

Scoop

Cameron Monaghan

Palmer Noid

Tina Gilton

Student #2

Mark Fite

Benedict Arnold

Davy DaSilva

Waterboy

Garrett Yoshimura

Snake

Andrew Sibner

Tripper

Rachel Martinez

Mandi

Marvin Giovanni

Faymen Fan #2

Corbin Bleu

Spencer

Mat Hoffman

Ford Austin

EMT #2

Charles Rahi Chun

Mr. Dren

Vivien Straus

Marla, the Zoo Keeper

Sean Michael Afable

Stinger

Krystal Acosta

Queen Bee

Carlos PenaVega

King Bee

Erica Johnson

Birthday Girl

Steven Poirier

AV Kid

Daria Rountree

Student

Jessica Lee Andres

Doug Girl #2

Kerry Hammond

Annie

Blaine Miller

Nigel Hattorff

Trevor Stevens

Shake Down Boy

Beverly Piper

Mrs. Boldie

Marissa Loren

Girl

Ernie Sloman

Psycho

Leigh Bush

Vanessa's Grandmother

Darnell Suttles

Superintendant Brown

Nolan North

Art Dealer

Brittany Chavez

Lena

Ulysses Estrada

Paul

Alexandra Mason

Bridget

Cameron Scher

Kid

Kelli Dawn Hancock

Female Guard

Kevin M. Horton

Jock #1

Wesley John

Samurai

Chris Kerner

Museum Guard #3

Angela Kodicek

Detective Wilcox

Peter Lavin

Boss Thief

'Big' LeRoy Mobley

Art Thief

Shelbie Bruce

Patty

Alan Thicke

Hal E. Burton

Josh Server

Speedy Delivery Guy

Judy Tenuta

Mrs. Holler

Carmelo Anthony

Melissa Peterman

Mrs. Splitz

Romeo

Fabio

Lucy Hale

Amy Cassidy

Serena Berman

Marva Qwerly

Rolonda Watts

Ms. Morrison

Richard Cansino

Mr. Phorchin

Aimee Teegarden

Girl #2

Connie Sawyer

June

Nathan Norman

Todd Rideg

Rich Ceraulo Ko

Speech

Tristin Mays

Bernice

Aaron Grady

Backpack Boy

Paula Van Oppen

Girl #3

Brooke Ventre

Goth Girl

Joey Medeiros

Boy #1

Destiny Edmond

Meekest Girl

Dylan Kasch

Lead 8

Tira Provost

Martika

Pedro Miguel Arce

Sumo Cookie

Stephen Grove Malloy

Emotionless Cookie

Danielle Riffenburgh

Girl #1

Marissa Stovall

Kid #1

Deren Tadlock

Handsome Cookie

Raymond Braun

Kid #1

Gabe Gault

Huge Kid

Fred Williamson

Coach Stax

Susanne Blakeslee

Wanda (voice)

Ca'Shawn Sims

Student

Neilen Benvegnu

Ted

Matthew Hutcherson

Mookie

Tessa Ludwick

Jennifer Tu

Steven Schmidt

Nicely Dressed Boy

Bobby Tang

Safety Drill Boy

Breanna Bood

Choir Member

Naomi Frigo

Choir Member

Belle Gomon

Choir Member

Mary Jane Lopez

Champagne Girl

Natalie Mardeusz

Music Video Girl

Erin McCarty

Choir Member

Brittaney Phelps

Choir Member

Steffinnie Phrommany

Music Video Girl

Brent Williams

Choir Member

Alexandra Winner

Choir Member

Ebony Nicole Young

Choir Member

Woorie Chung

One-Bite

Jaszmann Espinoza

Cheerleader

Jessica Gaona

Courtney Cortez

Haley Darwish

Nerdy Missy Buddy

Michael Vincent Rivera

Ninja

Vanessa Villalovos

Model

Len Levitt

Puppeteer

Christian McClure

Pillow Locker Guy

Diego DiGiovanni

Student

Kaila Gee

Bunny Girl

Christopher Knight Roberts

8th Grader

Amanda Alch

May

Meghan N. Shaw

June

Kelly Vitz

Julie

Chelsea Colwell

Student

Michael Dow

Jack Sprat

Hunter Gomez

New English Kid

Boce Robinson Mitchell

Mrs. English

Jelynn Sophia

Miss Modelle

Marc Weiner

Mr. Weiner

Paul Diaz

Doug Secksay

Derrick Fagins Jr

Sixth Grader

Andrea Sixtos

Doug Girl #1

Colby O'Donis

Nelson Duckworth / Quack

Aliya Stuart

Lila Brady

Stephan Ahn

Violinist

Travis Stevens

Museum Security Guard

Seth Green

Dog (voice)

Rebekah Salgado

Lovely Spokeslady

Gustavo Gomez

Mystery Boy

Rodney Banks

Hip Hop Kid

Kara Crane

Fashion Police #2

Tara Marie Kirk

Goth Girl

Miracle Vincent

Fashion Police #1

Omar Garcia

Lucha Libre Wrestler

Gerry Katzman

Video Instructor

Lyn Moore

Deep Voiced Kid

Mary Warren

Architect

Art Alexakis

Mr. Gibson

Jason Everhart

MTV Host

Lil J.J.

Morris Adams

Cameron Lucas

Boy #2

Richard Van Horne

Toby

Nicholette Dixon

New Girl

April Gooding

Teacher

Joanne K. Lee

Dartmouth

Linda Sans

Yale

Charles F. FitzSimons

Principle Applicant

Jesse Heiman

Classmate

Jeremy Johnson

Handsome Kid

Akop Aktsiohlu

Boo Mask Kid

Judi Barton

Rich Lady with Dog

Ted Garcia

Anchorperson

Richard Halpern

Reporter #1

Søren Hellerup

The Dutch Coach

Adrienne Zi

Reporter #2

Ellen Albertini Dow

Mrs. Knapp

Tom Vincent

Big Jock

Lisa Lewolt

Sheila

Molly Hyde

Mary-Bell Lewis

Michelle Paré

Faymen Fan #3

Vera R. Taylor

Mrs. Phorchin

Lance Alercon

Brody

Wyni Landry

Garden Girl #1

Ivy Malone

Garden Girl #2

Helena Oda

Girl #1 / Ann

Veronica Sixtos

Girl #3

Jessica D. Stone

Garden Girl #3

Adam Conway

Teacher

Brian Patrick Mulligan

Mr. Baumgarten

Aaron Brumfield

Motor

Adria Dawn

Memory

Bob Sattler

Vendor

Emily Alabi

Female Salsa Dancer #3

Kevin Buitrago

Kid

Alison Faulk

Female Salsa Dancer #2

Ryan Taylor Hanson

Male Salsa Dancer #1

Neva Howell

Alien Abduction Woman

Gustavo Vargas

Male Salsa Dancer #2

Willie Watana

Male Salsa Dancer #3

Kaitlin Wright

Female Salsa Dancer #1

Olivia Dawn York

Sarah Gothman

Gregor Collins

Bouncer

Cindy Escandon

Pretty Girl #2

Amber Hay

Party Girl

JJ Snyder

Lovely Assistant

Michael Swiney

Bouncer

Madden Page

Contractor

Bryan Lugo

Zemo Posse

Lauren Rigau

Lenore

Mandana Rothschild

Geeky Girl

Rome Kanda

Samurai

Yoshi Tomo Kaneda

Samurai

Takuji Kuramoto

Samurai

Nathaniel Lee Jr.

Guard #3

Charles Napier

Seargent Guard

Ned Rolsma

Tall Gallery Guy

Charles Shen

Thief #1

Rob Steiner

Handwriting Expert

Victor Tang

Samurai

Seasons

Season 1

2004

13 Episodes

Middle schooler Ned Bigby assembles a survival guide for kids just like him to prepare them for the ups and downs of adolescence.

Season 2

2005

20 Episodes

Alongside his pals Cookie and Moze, Ned tackles a new semester with an ambitious to-do list while sharing his own tips on how to survive middle school.