1. They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore

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. 14 October 1974. 30 min

Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."

2. The Gypsy's Warning

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. 21 October 1974. 30 min

The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.

3. The Biggest Woodworm In The World

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. 28 October 1974. 30 min

Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.

4. Home Tweet Home

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. 4 November 1974. 30 min

Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.

5. You're Never Too Old To Be Young

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. 11 November 1974. 30 min

Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!

6. The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates

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. 18 November 1974. 30 min

Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...

7. Happy Birthday Sid

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. 25 November 1974. 30 min

What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?

8. Freedom Is.....

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. 2 December 1974. 30 min

Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.

9. Mr Chairman

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. 9 December 1974. 30 min

Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.

10. And Afterwards At.........

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. 16 December 1974. 30 min

Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.