1. Passports to Pleasure

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. 15 October 1983

Derek and Ricky pick up cheerleaders while in Chicago for a Badger Patrol convention.

2. Attack of the Giant Frog People

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. 22 October 1983

Derek and JT put frogs in Freddy's sleeping bag during a slumber party. Ricky hurts Freddy by saying that he isn't his friend.

3. A Fair to Remember

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. 29 October 1983

Ricky impresses his science teacher by doing a project with laser beams. Kate is promoted to Vice President of Eddie Toys.

4. Hospital

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. 12 November 1983

Edward is hospitalized when he has a gallstone attack.

5. Mr. President

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. 19 November 1983

Ricky daydreams that he is the President of the United States.

6. Driver Ed

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. 26 November 1983

While Edward and Kate are away Grandfather tries to teach Ricky to drive.

7. Menudo Madness

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. 3 December 1983

To impress a girl, Ricky promises to have the pop group Menudo play at his private party.

8. Happy Birthday

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. 10 December 1983

The family celebrates Ricky's 13th birthday with an evening of arguments.

9. Sounds of Silence

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. 17 December 1983

Ricky pretends to play in the school orchestra's production of Peter and the Wolf so Edward won't be disappointed that he isn't musical.

10. Rick the Greek

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. 7 January 1984

Ricky gets in over his head when he, Derek and Freddy bet on football games.

11. Uneasy Rider

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. 14 January 1984

Ricky manipulates Evelyn into buying him a motor bike after Edward said he couldn't have one.

12. The World's Greatest Father

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. 21 January 1984

JT's father is offended by how much time Edward is spending with his son.

13. I Want to Be Alone

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. 28 January 1984

Dexter gets dragged to the country for a camping trip by the family.

14. Mr. Cool

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. 4 February 1984

Ricky turns punk rocker to try to impress a girl.

15. St. Louis Blues

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. 11 February 1984

After his parents have an argument, Derek hides out at Ricky's. His mother arrives to take him to St. Louis. ** This is Jason Bateman's final appearance.

16. A Hunting We Will Go

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. 18 February 1984

Against his better judgment Edward agrees to let Ricky go hunting with Grandfather.

17. Changes

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. 3 March 1984

Ricky thinks that a fellow baseball player likes him when in all actuality it's Edward that she wants.

18. A Summer's Romance (1)

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. 10 March 1984

Edward's former girlfriend decides she wants him back.

19. A Summer's Romance (2)

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. 17 March 1984

Edward is forced to choose between Kate and Veronica.

20. Spare the Rod

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. 24 March 1984

Ricky discovers that a friend is being beaten by his father.

21. Blazing Hotel Rooms

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. 31 March 1984

Edward, Ricky and Dexter are trapped as their hotel catches on fire during a toy convention.

22. Hi, Mom

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. 7 April 1984

Kate's mom arrives for a surprise visit and discovers that Kate and Edward are involved.