1. The First Episode, Slut Mobile

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. 28 January 1999. 30 min

Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.

2. Phil's Balls

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. 4 February 1999. 30 min

Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.

3. Mustard Inspector

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. 11 February 1999. 30 min

Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.

4. Sickly Man Magazine

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. 18 February 1999. 30 min

Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.

5. Last Will and Testament, Tom Wopat

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. 25 February 1999. 30 min

Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.

6. Spring Break Special

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. 4 March 1999. 30 min

On the MTV cruise to Cancun.

7. Glenn and Phil via Satellite

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. 22 April 1999. 30 min

Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.

8. Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment

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. 29 April 1999. 30 min

Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.

9. Parent Statues

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. 6 May 1999. 30 min

Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.