1. High Noon

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. 4 September 1980. 30 min

Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.

2. Psycho On The Roof

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. 11 September 1980. 30 min

Mrs. Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge - almost literally - when he threatens to throw himself off a roof.

3. Spooner's Box

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. 18 September 1980. 30 min

Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the Chief Superintendent.

4. Drag-Net

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. 25 September 1980. 30 min

Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.

5. Spooner's Thatch

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. 9 October 1980. 30 min

Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.

6. The Birthday Double

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. 16 October 1980. 30 min

Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear nail varnish.