1. The Big Match

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. 15 April 1982. 30 min

Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

2. The Lock-Up

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. 22 April 1982. 30 min

Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

3. Finders, Keepers...!

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. 29 April 1982. 30 min

Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

4. The Sting

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. 6 May 1982. 30 min

Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

5. Suffer The Little Children

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. 13 May 1982. 30 min

Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

6. Vote, Mrs. Cantaford

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. 20 May 1982. 30 min

Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.

7. Police Intelligence

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. 24 August 1982. 30 min

Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.