1. The Birth of the Goalie of the 2001 F.A. Cup Final

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. 5 September 1982. 5 min

A slow-witted couple decide to start a family.

2. Old Chums

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. 6 September 1982. 5 min

A man relentlessly bombards another man with small talk, while the other man tries to fend for himself while using crutches.

3. Probation

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. 7 September 1982. 5 min

A boy goes to see his probation officer.

4. A Light Snack

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. 8 September 1982. 5 min

A window cleaner fancies a sausage roll, but all is not well in the sausage roll factory.

5. Afternoon

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. 9 September 1982. 5 min

A couple of old friends drown their sorrows together while reveling in the naivety of a young newly-wed.