3. If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell)

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. 29 June 2015. 4 min

Turns out the only thing grosser than the food at McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's and Burger King is how the commercials are made.

4. If Sports Drink Commercials Were Honest

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. 13 July 2015. 3 min

You might as well just eat dyed sugar. It's probably healthier.

5. If Car Commercials Were Honest (BMW Ford Toyota Chevrolet Parody)

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. 10 August 2015. 3 min

Although there's still not enough gold jewelry.

6. Why Marriage is a Scam

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. 5 October 2015. 6 min

Can you really put a price on love? The answer is, yes, of course you can.

7. If People Who Sell Stuff Were Honest About Black Friday

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. 23 November 2015. 5 min

Black Friday: The day invented by people who sell things to lure the people who buy things away from their families on one of the only nationally recognized holiday weekends on the calendar.

8. The Bizarre Unspoken Truth About Pet Ownership

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. 30 November 2015. 3 min

Thanks to centuries of forced inbreeding and genetic tampering, you too can own docile versions of once dangerous animals.

9. Why Presidential Debates Can't Be Honest

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. 16 December 2015. 5 min

It's the magical time of year when debates coming rolling in way before they're really necessary, and are loaded with a bunch of people you'll absolutely forget.