1. Standardization, Dogs, Procrastination

5.5

. 6 March 2025. 36 min

Trapp standardizes English regionalisms. Arasha presents why dogs aren't cute. Jeremy reveals how to procrastinate well.

2. Food Captain, Names, Action Star

4.333

. 20 March 2025. 37 min

Jess explains why you need a food captain. Waleed instructs how to name a baby. Becca becomes a hero.

3. Hip Hop, Intimacy, Hot Dogs

4

. 3 April 2025. 32 min

James connects hip hop to finances. Elaine makes intimacy bases. Caldwell wants a hot dog anywhere.

4. February, Concerts, Monsters

0

. 17 April 2025. 30 min

Emma cancels February. Jess explains why concerts suck. Jon criticizes sexy monsters.

5. Grocery Stores, Society, Parents

7

. 1 May 2025. 34 min

Hank organizes grocery stores. Paul improves society. Lorena bets on her parents' attention.

6. Crows, Anime, Parties

0

. 15 May 2025. 38 min

Vinny teaches crow history. Ryan swipes right on otakus. Katie reveals how to be the best guest.

7. Bullying, Bedbugs, Kissing

5.5

. 29 May 2025. 38 min

Kristen justifies bullying kids. Phil demystifies bedbugs. Ify advocates for kissing the homies.

8. Second Families, Sacagawea, Linda Hamilton

5.5

. 12 June 2025. 33 min

Lily supports gender equality. Tai honors a Native American icon. Cameron praises Sarah Connor.

9. Uniforms, Therapy, Reboots

6

. 26 June 2025. 39 min

David promotes uniforms. Alexis tricks men to get therapy. Demi pitches his reboot for "Big."

10. Smoking, Movies, Cooking

7.5

. 10 July 2025. 36 min

Siobhan argues teens should smoke. Joan champions mouse cinema. Hector explains why cooking sucks.

11. Outer Space, Child Labor, The Alphabet

0

. 24 July 2025. 39 min

Alyssa thinks exploring space is useless. Max defends child labor. Ele finds the sexiest letter.

12. Cereal Mascots, Categorization, Cult Classics

0

. 7 August 2025. 31 min

Jiavani rebrands cereal mascots. Chad examines personality tests. Courtney raves over Grease 2.

13. Dinner Parties, Variants, Men

7

. 21 August 2025. 37 min

Anna throws the perfect dinner party. Shayne battles himself. Jordan investigates men for lesbians.

14. Stereotypes, Tardiness, Reality TV

0

. 4 September 2025. 40 min

Peter explores Asian excellence. Mano ends lateness. Izzy celebrates The Real Housewives.

15. Puzzles, Siblings, Mysteries

0

. 18 September 2025. 34 min

Anna evaluates word puzzles. Priscilla rates sibling combos. Chris solves the ultimate mystery.

16. Cut for Time: Secret Agenda Items

0

. 2 October 2025. 22 min

Take a look at all the secret agenda items that were cut from season 2 of Smartypants.