1. Never Say Die

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. 4 January 1986

Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

2. Too Many Crooks

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. 11 January 1986

Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

3. Easy Come Easy Go

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. 18 January 1986

The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

4. Fifty Years On

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. 25 January 1986

It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

5. Time and Tide

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. 1 February 1986

Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

6. Ghoulies and Ghosties

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. 8 February 1986

Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

7. Mama Mia

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. 15 February 1986

Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

8. A Rash Decision

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. 22 February 1986

Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

9. Wedding Fever

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. 1 March 1986

Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

10. Everybody's Out

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. 8 March 1986

There is discontent when the students form their own union.

11. The First Lady

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. 22 March 1986

Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

12. Teacher's Pet

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. 5 April 1986

Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

13. End of Term

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. 12 April 1986

The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.