1. One On the Town

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. 15 May 1981. 90 min

Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

2. Polynesiantown

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. 22 May 1981. 90 min

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

3. Southside Fracas

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. 29 May 1981. 90 min

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

4. Repeats

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. 19 June 1981. 90 min

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

5. Lunchtime Street Beef

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. 3 July 1981. 90 min

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

6. Moral Majority

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. 10 July 1981. 90 min

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

7. Pledge Week

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. 17 July 1981. 90 min

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

8. Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes

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. 24 July 1981. 90 min

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

9. The Great White North

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. 31 July 1981. 90 min

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

10. CCCP 1

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. 16 October 1981. 90 min

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

11. I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't

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. 23 October 1981. 90 min

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

12. Zontar

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. 31 October 1981. 90 min

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

13. Walter Cronkite's Brain

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. 6 November 1981. 90 min

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

14. Doorway To Hell

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. 20 November 1981. 90 min

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

15. The Godfather

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. 11 December 1981. 90 min

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

16. SCTV Staff Christmas Party

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. 18 December 1981. 90 min

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

17. Teacher's Pet

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. 12 February 1982. 90 min

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

18. Midnight Video Special

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. 19 February 1982. 90 min

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

19. The Great White North Palace

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. 16 April 1982. 90 min

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

20. Pre-Teen World Telethon

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. 23 April 1982. 90 min

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

21. The People's Global Golden Choice Awards

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. 1 May 1982. 90 min

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

22. 3D Stake From The Heart

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. 14 May 1982. 90 min

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

23. Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers

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. 21 May 1982. 90 min

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

24. Chariots Of Eggs

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. 5 June 1982. 90 min

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

25. Battle Of The PBS Stars

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. 16 July 1982. 90 min

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.

26. Rome, Italian Style

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. 15 October 1982. 90 min

On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.

27. The Days Of The Week / Street Beef

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. 22 October 1982. 90 min

Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.