1. Death and Transfiguration

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. 15 January 1988. 30 min

The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.

2. Nothing Happened

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. 22 January 1988. 30 min

Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.

3. The Girlfriend

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. 29 January 1988. 30 min

Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.

4. Condolence Call

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. 5 February 1988. 30 min

Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.

5. The Maid

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. 12 February 1988. 30 min

A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.

6. The First Date

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. 4 March 1988. 30 min

Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.

7. The Thief

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. 11 March 1988. 30 min

A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.

8. The First Date

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. 4 March 1988. 30 min

The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.