1. 818-JKLPUZO

7.3

. 21 September 2009. 21 min

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

7.3

. 28 September 2009. 20 min

When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

7.2

. 5 October 2009. 19 min

Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

7.1

. 12 October 2009. 20 min

Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

5. For the Sake of the Child

7

. 19 October 2009. 21 min

Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

6. Give Me Your Thumb

7.5

. 2 November 2009. 20 min

Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

7. Untainted by Filth

7.3

. 9 November 2009. 22 min

Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

6.5

. 16 November 2009. 20 min

While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

7.3

. 23 November 2009. 21 min

While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

10. That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"

6.2

. 7 December 2009. 20 min

Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

11. Warning, It's Dirty

7.3

. 14 December 2009. 19 min

Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

7.2

. 11 January 2010. 22 min

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

13. Yay, No Polyps!

6.2

. 18 January 2010. 20 min

Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

14. Crude and Uncalled For

7

. 1 February 2010. 21 min

Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

5.8

. 8 February 2010. 22 min

Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

16. Tinkle Like a Princess

5.8

. 1 March 2010. 21 min

Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

17. I Found Your Moustache

5.7

. 8 March 2010. 21 min

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

6.4

. 22 March 2010. 21 min

Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

6.2

. 12 April 2010. 18 min

Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

20. I Called Him Magoo

6

. 10 May 2010. 21 min

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

21. Gumby with a Pokey

7.3

. 17 May 2010. 21 min

Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

22. This Is Not Gonna End Well

6

. 24 May 2010. 21 min

Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.