1. Gross Player

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. 16 September 1999. 30 min

Movie producer Peter Dragon accidentally picks up a prostitute at his premiere and decides to keep her on for more than just the show. Features Keanu Reeves.

2. Re-Enter the Dragon

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. 16 September 1999. 30 min

Guest star Salma Hayek accuses Peter of couch-casting, but his real humiliation comes at the box office with the release of his movie.

3. Blood Money

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. 23 September 1999. 30 min

Peter will go to any length to raise $50 million for his new project, but it's Wendy who spurs things along with her "talents" to motivate the writer.

4. Blowhard

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. 30 September 1999. 30 min

Past girlfriend Sandra Bullock jumps Peter when she discovers he has taped their lovemaking sessions and released them on video.

5. Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington

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. 21 October 1999. 30 min

Adam's new agent works up some "heat" while Peter flops testifying before Congress, forcing him to get a total PR makeover. Features David Hasselhoff.

6. Twelfth Step to Hell

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. 28 October 1999. 30 min

"Party of Five" star Scott Wolf auditions for Peter's new movie, but comes up short - while Peter feels his mortality in a religious pitch meeting.

7. Strong Sexual Content

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. 2 December 1999. 30 min

A nasty rumor about Peter, a frog, and one of his body parts make the rounds in Tinseltown, while Wendy makes the most of Peter's new assistant.

8. Lights, Camera, Action!

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. 2 December 1999. 30 min

Peter has a heart attack when the first day of shooting includes a star who wants a bigger crotch, a $25,000 diversity bird and a wacko director.

9. Dragon's Blood

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. 30 min

Peter's young directors go to summer camp instead of helming his movie, while Peter almost trades his daughter to an Arabian king.

10. Love Sucks

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. 30 min

Stuart is a player when he signs a supermodel to co-star in the movie - but loses big time when his new heavy shows up 50 pounds overweight.

11. Dead Man Floating

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. 30 min

Peter miraculously recovers from his heart attack in time to audition the "boob" scene, while his leading man Holden manages to kill the director.

12. One Easy Piece

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. 30 min

Peter's sexy new star decides she's got it - but isn't going to show it - while Stuart and Adam are treated to a game of Hollywood Hopscotch.

13. The Last Ride of the Elephant Princess

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. 30 min

Surprise! Peter finds out the sloppy, obnoxious Rothstein brothers own the script to his movie, so he and Wendy put the screws to them to get it back.