1. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

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. 7 February 2019. 2 min

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

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. 10 April 2019. 1 min

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

3. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

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. 2 June 2019. 3 min

Hey person, what's your sound?

4. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

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. 7 July 2019. 2 min

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

5. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

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. 31 July 2019. 4 min

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

6. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

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. 12 August 2019. 3 min

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

7. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

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. 2 September 2019. 5 min

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

8. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

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. 11 September 2019. 6 min

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

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. 31 October 2019. 3 min

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

11. The First Guy To Ever Dream

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. 16 November 2019. 6 min

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

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. 13 December 2019. 4 min

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)