1. The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant

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. 13 February 2020. 3 min

Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.

2. The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert

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. 12 March 2020. 4 min

Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.

3. The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend

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. 13 April 2020. 5 min

Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.

4. The First Guy To Ever Have A Home

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. 17 June 2020. 5 min

Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!

5. The First Guy To Ever Swim

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. 30 June 2020. 4 min

It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.

6. The First Guy To Ever Play Tag

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. 7 July 2020. 3 min

Tag is weird. It's a weird game.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk

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. 27 July 2020. 5 min

Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.

8. The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped

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. 19 August 2020. 4 min

Look at all my bulges.

9. The First Couple To Ever Get Married

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. 1 October 2020. 4 min

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

10. The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced

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. 1 October 2020. 3 min

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

11. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday

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. 29 October 2020. 4 min

Let's get fire involved.

12. The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank

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. 9 November 2020. 5 min

Give me people's money.

13. The First Guy To Ever Be King

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. 27 November 2020. 4 min

I guess I own everything.

14. The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert

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. 10 December 2020. 4 min

The meal is not done.