1. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize

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. 11 January 2023. 5 min

The world's my playground I decided.

2. The First Guy To Ever Report The News

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. 19 February 2023. 5 min

Bad stuff!

3. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives

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. 5 March 2023. 2 min

Something is happening.

4. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi

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. 31 March 2023. 4 min

Get in the car.

5. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech

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. 17 April 2023. 4 min

I could eat a horse.

6. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage

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. 9 May 2023. 5 min

This is a very tense moment.

7. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired

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. 15 July 2023. 4 min

You're setting me on fire?

8. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird

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. 22 August 2023. 4 min

Why did you arrest that bird?

9. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious

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. 13 September 2023. 3 min

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job

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. 29 September 2023. 4 min

I'm not gonna do that.

11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat

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. 27 October 2023. 4 min

How am I supposed to get candy now?

12. The First Guy To Ever High Five

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. 26 November 2023. 4 min

Slap my hand with your hand.

13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution

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. 31 December 2023. 2 min

New year new me