1. Episode 1

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. 22 October 1987. 30 min

Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.

2. Episode 2

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. 29 October 1987. 30 min

The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.

3. Episode 3

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. 5 November 1987. 30 min

When Alf is given a cordless telephone, it turns out to be more of hindrance than help.

4. Episode 4

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. 12 November 1987. 30 min

Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf, and hold a seancé to communicate with some long departed friends.

5. Episode 5

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. 19 November 1987. 30 min

Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.

6. Episode 6

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. 26 November 1987. 30 min

On a boiling hot summer day, Alf goes to Social Security to complain that he should've had more money in last winter's heating allowance to no avail. Back home, he joins his friends watching cricket on television and falls asleep, loudly dreaming that he has been knighted for his services to the game.