1. Back in Fashion

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. 4 September 1974. 30 min

When a fashion photographer wants to use the junk yard as a backdrop for a fashion shoot, Albert says no... until they offer him a large fee. Harold sees it as a way to meet some trendy models.

2. Porn Yesterday

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. 11 September 1974. 30 min

Harold finds a 'What The Butler Saw' machine on the round and brings it home. After watching it, he realises that it stars his father as a young man.

3. And So To Bed

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. 18 September 1974. 30 min

When his old bed collapses, Harold buys a waterbed to try and impress his new girlfriend.

4. The Seven Steptoerai

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. 25 September 1974. 30 min

When the local villain Frankie Barrow tries to start a protection racket, Albert and his friends, who have been taking lessons in kung fu, scare them off.

5. Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs

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. 2 October 1974. 30 min

Albert has slipped a disc, and is confined to his bed - so Harold has to wait on him hand and foot. When beer and sweets start disappearing from the kitchen, he starts putting two and two together.

6. Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard

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. 10 October 1974. 30 min

Albert invites a spiritualist to give a reading so he can contact his dead wife, but Harold is sceptical over the whole thing...