1. A Tankful of Dollars

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. 4 March 1983

Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

2. Chariots of Fear

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. 11 March 1983

Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

3. Computer Dating

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. 18 March 1983

Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.

4. Prairie Moon Over Texas

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. 25 March 1983

Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.

5. Murder on the Tar Creek Express

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. 1 April 1983

Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.

6. Love Sick

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. 8 April 1983

Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.

7. The Marriage of the Figaros

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. 15 April 1983

Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.

8. The Ballad of Lucinda Ballard

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. 22 April 1983

Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.

9. The Great Computer Robbery

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. 29 April 1983

After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.

10. A PFC and a Gentleman

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. 13 May 1983. 30 min

Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.

11. The Tar Creek Sting

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. 20 May 1983

The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.

12. Valentine's Day

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. 27 May 1983

A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.

13. Maxwell's People

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. 3 June 1983

A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.

14. The Tar Creek Chronicles

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. 10 June 1983

A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.