1. Politics

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. 14 January 1980. 30 min

Graeme is faced with selling the image of two potential Prime Ministers to the nation; Bill as the revolutionary Che Monyou and Tim as the stunning Timita.

2. Saturday Night Grease

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. 21 January 1980. 30 min

Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.

3. A Kick in the Arts

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. 28 January 1980. 30 min

The British Olympic team is broke. Tim joins them and competes against Graeme and Bill's Rest of the World team.

4. U-Friend or UFO?

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. 4 February 1980. 30 min

The strange alien abductions of trombonists prompt Bill to solve the mystery.

5. Animals

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. 11 February 1980. 30 min

Tim becomes an animal rights activist, so Bill becomes a vegetable rights activist and a Watership Down parody ensues.

6. War Babies

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. 18 February 1980. 30 min

The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to go behind enemy lines to buy him a box of German cigars.