1. In Meatro

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. 2 December 2014. 11 min

One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.

2. WUWPs

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. 3 December 2014. 11 min

The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.

3. Klansgender Rights

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. 4 December 2014. 11 min

Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.

4. Groaning Amore

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. 5 December 2014. 11 min

When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.

5. Oralboros

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. 6 December 2014. 11 min

For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.

6. Slaughter Me to Heaven

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. 9 December 2014. 11 min

The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.

7. Congroined Hearts

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. 10 December 2014. 11 min

While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.

8. The Comening

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. 11 December 2014. 11 min

The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.