1. Monsoon Madness

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. 2 November 1976. 30 min

When the Sergeant-Major makes the Concert party perform fatigues to be ready for the arrival of the monsoon, Lofty goes mad and vows to kill the Sergeant-Major.

2. Kidnapped in the Khyber

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. 9 November 1976. 30 min

When it becomes difficult for Colonel Reynolds to hide his affair with Mrs Waddilove-Evans, he decides it's best to accompany the concert party to a show on the North-West Frontier.

3. A Fate Worse Than Death

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. 16 November 1976. 30 min

The members of the concert party try to find the kidnapped Mrs Waddilove-Evans.

4. Ticket to Blighty

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. 23 November 1976. 30 min

Bombardier Beaumont tries different ways to get sent home.

5. Lofty's Little Friend

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. 30 November 1976. 30 min

An elephant follows Lofty to the camp.

6. Flight to Jawani

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. 7 December 1976. 30 min

Men from a remote RAF base get too excited when the concert party puts on a show.

7. We Are Not Amused

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. 14 December 1976. 30 min

A pageant, written by Captain Ashwood, might offend the Indian assistant to the District Officer.

8. Twenty-One Today

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. 21 December 1976. 30 min

Gunner Parkins turns twenty-one. Sergeant Major Williams wants to give him a present.