1. Brand New Pizza

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. 21 July 2003. 25 min

Pizza returns for a third season bigger, better and cheesier than ever. Pauly’s a victim of road rage and nearly chokes a cop; Bobo attacks Leonard, his new and disabled apprentice; and Habib gets home detention for keeping a rocket in his backyard. The new series introduces Davo, who’s new to the delivery game—he’s on day release from jail; Slick, a rapper who can’t rap and Rocky, the chick magnet.

2. Terrorism Pizza

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. 28 July 2003. 25 min

The Fat Pizza crew have been seeing too many terrorism ads, which leads Jabba to beleiving that Habib's a terrorist. Meanwhile Pauly trys to rescue captured hostages from City Link, while Bobo meets Prime Minister John Howard at the pizza shop.

3. Cult Pizza

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. 4 August 2003. 25 min

Davo joins a sex cult

4. School Pizza

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. 11 August 2003. 25 min

Pauly and Davo reminisce about their school days, while Rocky and Habib attempt to pull off a ATM scam.

5. Road Trip Pizza

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. 18 August 2003. 25 min

The boys go on a road trip to Melbourne.

6. SEXPO Pizza

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. 25 August 2003. 25 min

The pizza delviery boys go to SEXPO in this special episode where Pauly interviews pornstars.

7. Birthday Pizza

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. 1 September 2003. 25 min

It's Bobo's 40th birthday and the boys get him a stripper which gets him in trouble with Mama and Lin Chow, Pauly has girlfriend troubles and Habib tries to pull off an insurance scam.

8. Quarantine Pizza

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. 8 September 2003. 25 min

Bobo had previously ordered Habib and Pauly to steal some chickens to have more ingredients, when they realise that the chickens are infected and are causing fatalities to the customers.

9. Refugee Pizza

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. 15 September 2003. 25 min

Habib and Rocky get arrested and become informers, Mama has a plan and Pauly gets blue balls.

10. Pizza Live

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. 22 September 2003. 25 min

The Fat Pizza crew "hijack" SBS and broadcast live in protest of the "cancellation" of the show.