1. Dove in an Iron Cage

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. 15 October 2017. 22 min

Justice is served, mayo free.

2. The Guzzle Bumpkin

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. 22 October 2017. 11 min

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

3. Jacksonville Jackass

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. 29 October 2017. 11 min

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

4. The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet

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. 5 November 2017. 11 min

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

5. The Ballad of the Latrine Marine

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. 12 November 2017. 11 min

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

6. Debased Ball

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. 19 November 2017. 11 min

Early exploits himself for attention.

7. Tortuga de Mentiras

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. 26 November 2017. 11 min

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

8. Duel of the Dimwits

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. 3 December 2017. 11 min

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

9. The War On the War On Christmas

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. 10 December 2017. 11 min

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

10. Dewey Two-ey

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. 17 December 2017. 11 min

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.