1. Happiness is a Warm Gun

5.5

. 13 September 1987. 30 min

Alan is blackmailed into passing a bill arming the police.

2. Passport to Freedom

6

. 20 September 1987. 30 min

Alan tries to ruin a company of which Sarah has just inherited shares.

3. Sex is Wrong

6

. 27 September 1987. 30 min

Alan impersonates Sir Steven, leader of the Campaign for Moral Regeneration.

4. Waste Not, Want Not

6

. 4 October 1987. 30 min

Alan secretly has to move 1000 gallons of toxic waste.

5. Friends of St. James

6

. 11 October 1987. 30 min

Alan tries to get investors for a Caribbean bank.

6. Three Line Whipping

6

. 18 October 1987. 30 min

Alan misses an important vote then appears on TV AM without knowing the result.

7. Baa Baa Black Sheep

6

. 25 October 1987. 30 min

Alan's tries to get an American businessman to build a fast food factory in Haltemprice.