1. Now, Who Wants Ice Cream?

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. 15 November 1996. 28 min

A separatist demands that his Montana cabin be declared its own sovereign nation; two European vacationers try to slip illegal drugs past customs; a cooking demonstration turns tragic. Also: an Olympics parody.

2. A Talking Junkie

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. 22 November 1996. 29 min

David has a junkie friend; a married couple run a "mom and pop" porn shop; and R&B group Three Times One Minus One appear on WPCBCN—the White People Co-Opting Black Culture Network—where they complain about being hassled by the cops for jaywalking.

3. The Biggest Failure in Broadway History

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. 29 November 1996. 29 min

A parody of "Jesus Christ Superstar"; and a takeoff on "Cops," involving drunken police officers. Also: the "new hate-free Ku Klux Klan."

4. If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There

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. 6 December 1996. 29 min

A U.S. senator sells San Francisco to a corporation that turns it into a theme park. Also: children toil to write comedy sketches--for 18 cents an hour; and parents insist that their son is gay.

5. Operation Hell on Earth

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. 13 December 1996. 29 min

A hate group meets to divide up the U.S. into segregated sections and rival college basketball recruiters vie for the services of a 5-year-old boy. Also: a "Blame-A-Thon."

6. The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop

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. 20 December 1996. 27 min

A horror-movie parody entitled "Coupon: The Movie"; advice from a Beverly Hills "psychoactualist." Also: dueling megaphone crooners.