1. The Big Sleep

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. 22 January 2001. 30 min

It's now 1978 and Britain is experiencing the punk revolution. Poor Miss Titley has been in a coma since her accident in 1975. Lovestruck Gordon, who is now a trainee English teacher, has visited her everyday to hold her hand and read her his poems.

2. Death And The Maiden

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. 29 January 2001. 30 min

Gordon takes an instant dislike to the new woodwork teacher.

3. Ecce Homo

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. 5 February 2001. 30 min

Mr Holder is concerned that Miss Titley's new look will cause too much disturbance among the male pupils. Gordon enjoys camping it up on stage in the school's production of Where Eagles Dare: The Musical, until his masculinity is questioned. Geraldine is smitten with new teacher Dave.

4. An Inspector Calls

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. 12 February 2001. 30 min

Mr Holder is terrified when he finds out that formidable inspector Mrs Robbins is due to visit his school. Gordon discovers that she's also a scary seductress when she offers him some hands-on tuition back in her hotel room.

5. Forbidden Fruit

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. 19 February 2001. 30 min

Dave Trebilcock decides to cool things down with Miss Titley when their relationship becomes the talk of the school. In order to rekindle his interest, Miss Titley makes him an offer no man could refuse, and it's all in the name of art. Darren, the school's resident punk, is caught selling nude photos in the tuck shop.

6. The Grimley Curse

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. 1 April 2001. 30 min

Gordon becomes a punk guru.