1. Episode 1

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. 28 April 1984. 24 min

Meet the characters of The Pretend Pub, a faulty car cleaner, a spoiling Librarian.

2. Episode 2

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. 5 May 1984. 24 min

Landlord Bobzza and barmaid Shizza discuss her wages, French Police, the "Octor."

4. Episode 4

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. 19 May 1984. 25 min

The Pretend Pub regulars receive upsetting news about the future of the pub, a Salesman tutorial, Sailors debate lingo.

5. Episode 5

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. 26 May 1984. 24 min

Shizza And Bezza Reminisce On The Old Days Of Live Entertainment, An Unsual Event At A Boy's School.

6. Episode 6

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. 2 June 1984. 25 min

Lord Stezza Drops A Bombshell On The Regulars Of The Pretend Pub, What's Great About Being Welsh.